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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Volsi Mimir who wrote (20049)	8/4/2001 3:34:32 PM
From: Carolyn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Ten civil servants standing in a line, One of them was downsized -- then there were nine. Nine civil servants who must negotiate, One joined the union -- then there were eight. Eight civil servants thought they were in heaven, 'Til one of them was redeployed -- then there were seven. Seven civil servants, their jobs as safe as bricks, But one was reclassified -- then there were six. Six civil servants trying to survive, One of them was privatized -- then there were five. Five civil servants ready to give more, But one golden handshake reduced them to four. Four civil servants full of loyalty, Their jobs were all advertised -- then there were three. Three civil servants under review, One left on secondment -- then there were two. Two civil servants coping on the run, One went on stress leave -- then there was one. The last civil servant agreed to relocate, Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate.