Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (20077)	8/8/2001 10:53:38 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62578

* Ö¿Ö * "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15" -- Tom Wheeler. "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words, But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory" -- Tom Wheeler again. "Hey, I Already Went to Hell, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" -- Phil Frankenfeld, of Northwest Washington. "They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me >From a Doormat" -- an e-mailer called Rosalynjr. "I'm a Natural Blonde -- Speak Slowly" -- Ted Hudson, of Centreville. "Of Course I Don't Look Busy -- I Did It Right the First Time" -- Robert Cooke, of Vienna. "Damn Straight I'm a College Grad -- Paper or Plastic?" -- Mike Goldberg, of Greenbelt. "I Used to Be Schizophrenic, But Now We're Just Fine" -- Barbara VanLuven. "When Did My Wild Oats Turn Into Shredded Wheat?" -- Joanne Jablonski, of Ocean Pines, Md. "My Husband and I Divorced Over Religious Differences -- He Thought He Was God and I Didn't" -- Gerri Marmer. "Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh" -- Roger Fortin. (On the front) "I Cannot be Bought" -- (On the back) "Inquire About Leasing" -- Gary E. Schlegelmilch, of Woodbridge. "Those Who Think They Know It All Are an Annoyance To Those of Us Who Do!" -- Steve Amato, of Alexandria. "Guys Have Feelings, Too. But Like, Who Cares?" -- an e-mailer named KelBriMK. "Re-Elect Gore in 2004" -- Ramberto Torruella. "I Can Only Be Nice to One Person Today -- Today Is Not Your Day -- Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good, Either" -- Ed Roman, of Woodbridge. "All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy" -- Carol Heymann. "If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange to Have Them Beaten" -- Shawn McCausland. "I Went Hunting and All I Caught Was a Cold" -- Kelly Wilson, of Arlington. "If God Had Meant for Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees" -- Andrea Irzinski, of Gaithersburg. "Welcome to Kentucky -- Set Your Watch Back 20 Years" -- Bob Lauder. "If You Wish to Be Young Again, Remember Algebra" -- Dick Smith "I'm Not Fat -- I'm Just Fluffy" -- Marcia Stinewalt, of Harrisonburg, Va. "Our Lady of Perpetual Mood Swings" -- Joan E. Runge, of Beltsville. "I Chose the Road Less Traveled -- Now Where the Heck Am I?" -- Vera Rausch, of Rockville. "I Hope My Ship Comes In Before My Dock Rots" -- Kennette Glassford, of Fredericksburg. "Yes, It's Lonely at the Top -- But I Eat a Lot Better Than You" -- Anthony Glassford, of Annandale. "Hugs Are Fully Returnable" -- Mindy Crawford, of Cottage City. > (Aboard a pregnant woman) "When You're In Love, It Shows" -- Daniel DeLiberto, of Ocean City, N.J. "Bless Grandmothers! -- They Minimize Our Failures and Magnify Our Successes" -- Marge Killmon, of Annandale. "A Woman Needs Four Animals in Her Life -- A Mink on Her Back, a Jaguar in Her Garage, a Tiger in Her Bed and a Jackass to Pay for It All" -- Violet Knight, of Annandale. "I'm in Shape -- Round Is a Shape" -- Skipper Oliver, of Woodbridge.