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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (20097)8/10/2001 8:39:39 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62554
 
A Wise Judge...

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably...

"You, Mr. Hearnski, gave me $15,000. And you, Mr. Joy, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to attorney Hearnski. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."