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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Paul Hammon who wrote (20177)	8/14/2001 3:19:35 PM
From: Win Smith	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

That one only turned up 2 hits. First one at adultstar.com One morning a man got up and when in the kitchen noticed that there was a gorilla in his back yard, up a tree. He got excited and decided that he needed to get rid of it so he looked in the yellow pages for a gorilla exterminator. After finding the number for a gorilla exterminator he calls and the guy says he'll be right over. A few minutes later there is a knock at the door and the exterminator is ready to go to work. He follows the exterminator out to the truck and the guy gets out a dog, shotgun, hand cuffs, banana, and a stick. The exterminator says here's what we do, I climb the tree with the stick and banana and lure the gorilla over and when he's close enough I trip him up and he falls to the ground at which point the dog is trained to go straight for the balls and paralize the gorilla at which point you handcuff the gorilla and we're through. Now then did you understand that ok asked the exterminator?. The guy says ok and they are ready to go to work. One thing though the homeowner asks as they begin. What about the shotgun? Oh shit the exterminator said, if sometning goes wrong and I fall out of the tree, shoot the damn dog! I'm a little afraid to go farther down that list.