From another board: Not quite a joke, but fun...
Psychoanalysis Test:
> > > This is pretty accurate....interesting!
> > >
> > > Subject: take the test
> > >
I scored a 42.
> > >
> > > >
> > > >> > > > > Psychoanalysis time
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >This is really fun and very accurate. And it
> > > >> > > takes
> > > >> > > > > 2 minutes...
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Take this test for yourself...and send it to
> > > >> > > your
> > > >> > > > > friends, including me,
> > > >> > > > > >and
> > > >> > > > > >let them know who you are. My score is in the
> > > >> > > > > subject box...
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Don`t peek but begin the test as you scroll
> > > >> > > down
> > > >> > > > > and answer.
> > > >> > > > > >Answers are for who you are now...not who you
> > > >> > > were
> > > >> > > > > in the past.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >One answer per question even though it may be
> > > >> > > > > difficult to choose.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a
> > > >> > > real
> > > >> > > > > test given by the
> > > >> > > > > >Human Relations Dept. at many of the major
> > > >> > > > > corporations today. It helps
> > > >> > > > > >them
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >get a better insight concerning their employees
> > > >> > > and
> > > >> > > > > prospective employees.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >It`s only 10 simple questions, so...
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your
> > > >> > > > > answers for each of the
> > > >> > > > > >questions. Make sure to change the subject of
> > > >> > > the
> > > >> > > > > e-mail to read YOUR
> > > >> > > > > >total.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >When you are finished, forward this to everyone
> > > >> > > you
> > > >> > > > > know, and also send it
> > > >> > > > > >to the person who sent this to you.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Ready? Begin...
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >1. When do you feel your best?
> > > >> > > > > >(a) in the morning
> > > >> > > > > >(b) during the afternoon & early evening
> > > >> > > > > >(c) late at night
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >2. You usually walk
> > > >> > > > > >(a) fairly fast, with long steps
> > > >> > > > > >(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps
> > > >> > > > > >(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the
> > > >> > > > > face
> > > >> > > > > >(d) less fast, head down
> > > >> > > > > >(e) very slowly
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >3. When talking to people you
> > > >> > > > > >(a) stand with your arms folded
> > > >> > > > > >(b) have your hands clasped
> > > >> > > > > >(c) have one or both your hands on your hips
> > > >> > > > > >(d) touch or push the person to whom you are
> > > >> > > > > talking
> > > >> > > > > >(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or
> > > >> > > smooth
> > > >> > > > > your hair
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >4. When relaxing, you sit with
> > > >> > > > > >(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side
> > > >> > > by
> > > >> > > > > side
> > > >> > > > > >(b) your legs crossed
> > > >> > > > > >(c) your legs stretched out or straight
> > > >> > > > > >(d) one leg curled under you
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >5. When something really amuses you, you react
> > > >> > > with
> > > >> > > > > >(a) a big, appreciative laugh
> > > >> > > > > >(b) a laugh, but not a loud one
> > > >> > > > > >(c) a quiet chuckle
> > > >> > > > > >(d) a sheepish smile
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >6. When you go to a party or social gathering
> > > >> > > you
> > > >> > > > > >(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices
> > > >> > > you
> > > >> > > > > >(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for
> > > >> > > > > someone you know
> > > >> > > > > >(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay
> > > >> > > > > unnoticed
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >7. You`re working very hard, concentrating
> > > >> > > hard,
> > > >> > > > > and you`re interrupted.
> > > >> > > > > > Do you?
> > > >> > > > > >(a) welcome the break
> > > >> > > > > >(b) feel extremely irritated
> > > >> > > > > >(c) vary between these two extremes
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >8. Which of the following colors do you like
> > > >> > > most?
> > > >> > > > > >(a) red or orange
> > > >> > > > > >(b) black
> > > >> > > > > >(c) yellow or light blue
> > > >> > > > > >(d) green
> > > >> > > > > >(e) dark blue or purple
> > > >> > > > > >(f) white
> > > >> > > > > >(g) brown or gray
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >9. When you are in bed at night, in those last
> > > >> > > few
> > > >> > > > > moments
> > > >> > > > > >before going to sleep, you lie
> > > >> > > > > >(a) stretched out on your back
> > > >> > > > > >(b) stretched out face down on your stomach
> > > >> > > > > >(c) on your side, slightly curled
> > > >> > > > > >(d) with your head on one arm
> > > >> > > > > >(e) with your head under the covers
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >10. You often dream that you are
> > > >> > > > > >(a) falling
> > > >> > > > > >(b) fighting or struggling
> > > >> > > > > >(c) searching for something or somebody
> > > >> > > > > >(d) flying or floating
> > > >> > > > > >(e) you usually have dreamless sleep
> > > >> > > > > > (f) your dreams are always pleasant
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >POINTS:
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >Now add up the total number of points.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they
> > > >> > > > > should `handle
> > > >> > > > > >with care`.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >You`re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is
> > > >> > > > > extremely dominant.
> > > >> > > > > >Others may admire you, wishing they could be
> > > >> > > more
> > > >> > > > > like you, but don`t
> > > >> > > > > >always trust you, hesitating to become too
> > > >> > > deeply
> > > >> > > > > involved with you.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting,
> > > >> > > > > highly volatile,
> > > >> > > > > >rather impulsive personality; a natural leader,
> > > >> > > > > who`s quick to make
> > > >> > > > > >decisions, though not always the right ones.
> > > >> > > They
> > > >> > > > > see you as bold and
> > > >> > > > > >adventuresome, someone who will try anything
> > > >> > > once;
> > > >> > > > > someone who takes
> > > >> > > > > >chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy
> > > >> > > being
> > > >> > > > > in your company
> > > >> > > > > >because of the excitement you radiate.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh,
> > > >> > > lively,
> > > >> > > > > charming, amusing,
> > > >> > > > > >practical, and always interesting; someone
> > > >> > > who`s
> > > >> > > > > constantly in the
> > > >> > > > > >center of attention, but sufficiently
> > > >> > > well-balanced
> > > >> > > > > not to let it go
> > > >> > > > > >to their head. They also see you as kind,
> > > >> > > > > considerate, and understanding;
> > > >> > > > > >someone who`ll always cheer them up and help
> > > >> > > them
> > > >> > > > > out.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible,
> > > >> > > > > cautious, careful & practical.
> > > >> > > > > >They see you as clever, gifted, or talented,
> > > >> > > but
> > > >> > > > > modest... Not a person
> > > >> > > > > >who makes friends too quickly or easily, but
> > > >> > > > > someone who`s extremely
> > > >> > > > > >loyal to friends you do make and who expect the
> > > >> > > > > same loyalty in return.
> > > >> > > > > >Those who really get to know you realize it
> > > >> > > takes a
> > > >> > > > > lot to shake your
> > > >> > > > > >trust in your friends, but equally that it
> > > >> > > takes
> > > >> > > > > you a long time to get
> > > >> > > > > >over it if that trust is ever broken.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as
> > > >> > > > > painstaking and fussy.
> > > >> > > > > >They see you as very cautious, extremely
> > > >> > > careful, a
> > > >> > > > > slow and steady
> > > >> > > > > >plodder. It`d really surprise them if you
> > > >> > > ever
> > > >> > > > > did something impulsively
> > > >> > > > > >or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to
> > > >> > > > > examine everything carefully
> > > >> > > > > >from every angle and then, usually decide
> > > >> > > against
> > > >> > > > > it. They think this
> > > >> > > > > >reaction is caused partly by your careful
> > > >> > > nature.
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy,
> > > >> > > nervous,
> > > >> > > > > and indecisive,
> > > >> > > > > >someone who needs looking after, who always
> > > >> > > wants
> > > >> > > > > someone else
> > > >> > > > > >to make the decisions & who doesn`t want to get
> > > >> > > > > involved with anyone or
> > > >> > > > > >anything. They see you as a worrier who
> > > >> > > always
> > > >> > > > > sees problems that don`t
> > > >> > > > > >exist. Some people think you`re boring. Only
> > > >> > > > > those who know you well
> > > >> > > > > realize that you aren`t. |
