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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (20196)8/16/2001 10:41:54 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
Just do it!

The principal was very proud of his school's academic record.

"It is very impressive." said one parent who was considering sending his son there.

"How do you maintain such high standards?"

"Simple," said the principal. "The school motto says it all."

"What's that?" asked the parent.

"If at first you don't succeed...
You're expelled!"



To: Tony McFadden who wrote (20196)8/16/2001 12:07:26 PM
From: Ian@SI  Respond to of 62550
 
Here and I thought IBM == International Butt Munch...

I believe there's two main sides to this debate.

One believes that IBM == It's Better Manually.
The other side is adamant that IBM == Intercourse Beats Masturbation.