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To: TimF who wrote (20199)	8/16/2001 12:20:48 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Respond to of 62550

Tim, I guess they mean it. <g>

To: TimF who wrote (20199)	8/18/2001 1:59:03 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Someone sent me this without the answers! of which, I believe, there are two in each sentence I got "Sweden" and a few others, including "Oshesto" See if you can find all twenty hidden countries. 1. Vladimir and Olga are Soviet names. 2. Have you ever heard an animal talk in dialect? 3. The children put on galoshes to go out in the rain. 4. Extra tuition will help an amateur to improve his painting. 5. In the United Nations we denounce the wholesale ban on atomic weapons. 6. Rash decisions may lead to trouble so thorough analysis is required. 7. The prince has not found a home yet since leaving his fine palace. 8. Such a display could be either really grand or rather disappointing. 9. Give the dog a bone and give him a little water. 10. If an iron pipe rusts you just have to shrug and accept it.

To: TimF who wrote (20199)	8/18/2001 8:58:04 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”