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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (20334)	8/27/2001 9:10:31 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62547

Actually I found the other version of this to be a little better... ++++++++++ Three good friends, an Italian, a Jew and a Greek were walking down the street when they were mowed down by a truck. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter checks The Book and advises, "You're all here before your time. I can let you go back to Earth only if you each promise to give up your biggest vice". Well they all agreed, and POOF! They were back on Earth walking down the sidewalk. They pass a pizzeria; The Italian says, "I'm starving. I've just got to have a pizza." In he goes, orders his pizza, takes a bite and POOF, the Italian is gone. The Jew and the Greek continue their walk. The Jew drops a nickle on the sidewalk, bends over to pick it up and POOF, the Greek is gone.