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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (20338)	8/28/2001 9:39:52 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62543

The Boss's Best Vacation Dear Boss... To ensure that you have a good time on your upcoming trip to Australia, your loyal team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours: Day 1... "Those Marvelous Morays" This exciting tour will once take you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef. Day 2... The "Great White Encounter" You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and personally experience the beauty of the Great White shark. Day 3... The "10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour" You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the world's 10 most deadly snakes. Day 4... The "Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo" You will be able to come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless salt-water crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling exhibition. Day 5... The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears" You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition. We hope you will enjoy your trip! Your loyal employees.

To: Barney who wrote (20338)	8/28/2001 12:25:29 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62543

Barney.... Enough with the feel good crap already. How about some tasteless nasty jokes???.....Like this one: There was this older man that was told most of his life that what a woman had between her legs had teeth, but in later years decided to get married. But would not have sex. Till one night his wife ask him, "What's your problem." He said, "What you have down there has teeth and it will bite it off." She said, "Thats crazy, take a flashlight light down there and look." He looks. She says, "See there's no teeth." He says, "No wonder, look at the shape of those gums."