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To: Barney who wrote (20502)9/12/2001 1:39:35 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
"According to a New Jersey poll, 92% of married women say they would marry the same man...Mel Gibson."
--Jay Leno

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School is Back In - Drive Carefully
All those that hate speeding tickets - raise your right foot!!!

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For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"

As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work...

The next morning I found the same note. The word "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"