To: Zeev Hed who wrote (17827 ) 9/23/2001 11:42:57 AM From: 2MAR$ Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 208838 A little (sad) humor....What Jerry (Ibn) Falwell Really Meant: I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians...the A.C.L.U., People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say, ---->"You helped this happen. ~Jerry Falwell , September 13th, on The 700 Club about last week's terrorist attacks I sincerely regret that comments I made...were taken out of their context. ....(I stuck my foot in my ignorant mouth again,oops) ~Jerry Falwell , September 14 Nine Possible Contexts: 1. "...NOT." 2. "You know, I'm really high & on meds right now, so this may not make any sense, but..." 3. "Keeping in mind that today is Opposites Day, I emphasize that..." 4. "My son showed me this cool thing on Alta Vista, where you type something in English and then have the computer translate it into French and then into Spanish and then into German and then back to English—it's kinda like 'Telephone,' you know?—and something that made sense at the beginning will come out sounding like..." 5. "If an infinite number of monkeys typed on an infinite number of typewriters, one of them would write the speech I just made ..." 6. "I want to take a break from the grim events of this week, and salute the brave people who've spent years making America a better and more tolerant place. Who's done this, who's helped this happen? Well, I'll tell you: ..." 7. "An insane man off camera is pointing a gun at my head and forcing me to read this statement. Quote,..." 8. "Please join me in praying that, in the wake of this horrific tragedy, Christ's message of peace will prevail, our entire country can unite in compassion, not aggression, and that no misguided person will state what I have just stated..." 9).I have always known everyone is my enemy since I was in kindergarten , so I was forced to Quote.... 10) In a world with so many questions , I have withdrawn into my own little world where I have all the only answers...(my doctorate was sent thru the mail) 11) The devil made me do it, i was posessed... 12) "I truly believe that if Osama bin Laden had been born in America, right now he'd be saying what i just finished saying..." ** one can only imagine the added pain this ignorant zealot caused the already grieving families with that hate mongering .<gg>