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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (20683)	9/28/2001 9:42:47 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

~ Stupidity got us into this mess... So why can't it get us out? ~ People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. ~ Indecision! It's the key to flexibility. ~ Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ~ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. ~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. ~ My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. ~ I am having an out of money experience. ~ I plan on living forever... So far, so good. ~ Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths. ~ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~ I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving. ~ Everyone has a photographic memory... Some don't have film. ~ Save the whales. Collect the whole set! ~ On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (20683)	10/1/2001 6:16:18 PM
From: HG	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and ... it gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped. Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss the girl,she thought it was me and slapped me." The girl is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Vajpayee instead and got slapped." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again."