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To: warawls who wrote (20721)	10/4/2001 12:50:10 AM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Every War needs a song for the troops to sing while marching. It is good for morale and is usually composed in the spirit of “John Brown’s Body.” There is a lot of talent on this thread. Add verses if inclined. ************************************************ We can shoot Osama Bin Laden with a bullet made of pork. We can tie him up and torture him by cutting off his dork. We can show his head all splattered by a mighty tomahawk And build the towers again. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. And build the towers again. We can turn Afghanistan in to a nice warm inland sea. Get rid of the hairy Taliban and set all those women free. We can scare each and every terrorist so bad his has to pee And build the towers again. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. And build the towers again. We can shove a mighty missile right up Ahmed’s @ss But first we’ll coat its warhead with pig-skin and fiberglass Let the Russians in to NATO, they are our friends at last And build the towers again. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. And build the towers again. Feel free to add verses to the song our boys in uniform will love to sing.

To: warawls who wrote (20721)	10/4/2001 8:34:45 AM
From: Giordano Bruno	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Great!

To: warawls who wrote (20721)	10/4/2001 10:22:15 AM
From: Bicycle	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A few years ago, and I can't supply a reference about it, a woman bought a business class seat for her pet pig. Miraculously, the airline allowed the animal to ride beside her. On landing, panic engulfed the pig and it began running around the business class cabin and emptied its bowels and bladder during its journey. The airline adopted the policy of denying pigs accommodation in the passenger compartment. Bye4Now, FD.