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To: calgal who wrote (20750)10/5/2001 10:38:57 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
Consider carefully....

A Genie suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be rewarded with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the genii, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint glow of light.

One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."

The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."