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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21052)	10/29/2001 5:41:10 PM
From: SofaSpud	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

ARABS & SUICIDE Why are Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Consider the following: No pre-marital sex. No oral sex. Ever. No booze. No Titty bars. No Playboy Channel. No real organized sports of any kind. Hooters : "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?" Fucking sand everywhere. Ever fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left. Constant wailing from the asshole next door; no wait, is that music? Shit, can't tell . . . Bar-B-Q's cooked over camel dung. Prayer five times a day. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils. (. . . . and when you die it ALL gets better ! )

To: Ian@SI who wrote (21052)	10/30/2001 10:33:35 PM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

3 men in a sauna Three men are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The two others look astonished. "Oh," he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager." A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm To his ear and starts talking. When he is done he explains, "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone." The third man, feeling somewhat left out, steps out of the sauna. After a few minutes he returns with several pieces of toilet paper trailing out from between his buttocks. The two others look astonished and one says "What the hell is that?" "Oh,I'm just getting a Fax" the third man explained.