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To: Barney who wrote (21056)	10/30/2001 10:32:12 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

TRUE LOVE: A young man was extolling the virtues of his beautiful fiancée. One of his closest friends said to him: "You can't be serious about marrying Tammy Lou!" "Why?” he asked. "She's dated every man in Baton Rouge." The bridegroom-to-be thought awhile and then muttered pensively, "Well, Baton Rouge isn't such a big town." ----- Mrs. Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong... when he's out of town. ------ This immigrant goes to a party without his wife. He hears another fellow say to his wife "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the honey, Sugar." He thinks this sort of speech is a good idea. So, in the morning when he and his new wife are eating breakfast he says to her, "Pass the bacon, Pig." ------ First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ------ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife...