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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21073)	10/31/2001 9:18:26 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62592

Happy Halloween! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What's a ghost's favorite Mother Goose Story? Little Boo Peep... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuums are too heavy... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What room can't a ghost go in? The Living Room... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Where do vampires put their money? Blood Banks... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do naughty ghosts use in school? Cheat sheets... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Hello - Hello - Hello! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What is a ghoul's favorite slurpee? Lemon-slime... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What will a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A girl with very high blood pressure...