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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (21151)11/8/2001 2:56:52 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62552
 
MARRIAGES MADE IN HEAVEN

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to many Elton John, she'd be 0livia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Tress Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.



To: Tony McFadden who wrote (21151)11/8/2001 7:48:43 AM
From: Gary D  Respond to of 62552
 
"oh yeah...brilliant...
Then he had to sit beside people that splashed piss on themselves... "

The brilliance lies in the fact that the 'stale rotten piss smell' doesn't develop for a day or two <g>.


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