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To: Barney who wrote (21188)11/9/2001 11:18:11 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62592
 
Surrogate Boyfriends Rescue Men From Shopping
Friday November 9 8:15 AM ET
dailynews.yahoo.com

LONDON (Reuters) - Shopping-phobic men have been given an early Christmas present by a Scottish retail center which is providing surrogate boyfriends to accompany female customers around the shops. The Braehead Shopping Centre in Glasgow is testing a scheme which lets women drop off their recalcitrant partners at a kind of boyfriend creche and borrow a fresh new shopping-friendly specimen for a few hours.

``The Shopping Boyfriend is the ultimate retail therapist: enthusiastic, attentive, admiring and complimentary,'' said Carol-Ann Stewart from drinks company Lucozade Energy, which behind the pilot scheme.

``He will browse with the girlfriend for hours on end. He'll even say her bum looks small.''

Stewart said an NOP poll showed ``shopping'' was one of the most dreaded words for young British men -- coming just behind ''babies.''

Freed from the rigors of shopping with their loved ones, the men can relax with video games and a selection of men's magazines until they get picked up and taken home again.



To: Barney who wrote (21188)11/9/2001 12:29:20 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62592
 
I thought a Phillips Screwdriver was Vodka, Orange Juice and Milk of Magnesia.



To: Barney who wrote (21188)11/10/2001 12:24:29 PM
From: labestul  Respond to of 62592
 
Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I had always thought that a "Philips Screwdriver" was made with one part vodka and four parts Milk of Magnesia!