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To: Tomato who wrote (21203)	11/10/2001 12:41:08 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62592

Canine's Prayers to God ------------------------ Dear God, Are there mailmen in heaven? If so - will I have to apologize? How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom if ever smell each other? Where are their priorities? When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine, so...I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my blessing? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch or is it the same old story?

To: Tomato who wrote (21203)	11/10/2001 8:40:53 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

Men Get 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets Saturday November 10 7:14 AM ET dailynews.yahoo.com LONDON (Reuters) - Women have been faking it for years thanks to the wondrous properties of the booster bra. Now men are getting in on the act with a new pair of jeans designed to maximize their ``upfront'' appeal. Jeans maker Lee Cooper says it has re-released its subtly named 1970s ``Packit'' jeans -- redesigned to give every man the kind of eye-popping trouser frontage normally associated with mustachioed porn stars or a well-placed pair of socks. ``The bulge has become the fashion statement of the season,'' a spokeswoman for the company said. ``The (jeans) are designed for the ultimate in bulge enhancement...so men can put their assets on display.'' She said the original skin-tight version of the jeans, released in 1978, had been popular supporting acts for a host of pop stars and rock legends including Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi. The 2001 version has been redesigned with a new type of body-friendly denim which allows men to ``follow fashion without risking their health or sexual prowess,'' she said. ``But ultimately, just like the Wonderbra, if you haven't got the right equipment in the first place, there is only so much the jeans can do.''