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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (21211)	11/11/2001 10:17:36 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

STRANGE but true headlines... "March Planned For Next August" "Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip" "Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through" "Diaper Market Bottoms Out" "Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest" "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope" "Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice" "20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar" "Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation" "Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years" "Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation"

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (21211)	11/11/2001 6:41:35 PM
From: MrLucky	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

HooRah!

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (21211)	11/12/2001 5:52:16 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62592

Amen to that, Ground Zero. To the Sound of Music-------- Julie Andrews, at a concert for AARP~ Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin, Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin, And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.