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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (21298)	11/20/2001 9:30:14 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal. ----------------------- The Lord's Prayer, which runs. . . Our Father, which art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done On earth as it is in heaven Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. ... has always been easy for kids to misinterpret, either through poor pulpit communciators or from mumblers in the congregations. One little fella prayed, "Our Father, which art in heaven, Harold be Thy name." A little girl intoned, "Give us this day our jelly bread." Or the little New York boy who petitioned God to, "Lead us not into Penn Station." ------------------------- After hearing the Christmas story, and singing "Silent Night" a Sunday School Class in Sao Paulo, Brazil was asked to draw what they thought the Nativity Scene might have looked like. . . . One little fellow did a good likeness of Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus, but off to the side was a roly-poly figure... The teacher, afraid that he had somehow worked St. Nick into the scene asked him who that was. She wasn't sure whether she was relieved or even more worried when the boy responded, "Oh, that's Round John Virgin." ----------------------- He who laughs last thinks slowest.