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To: Barney who wrote (21300)	11/20/2001 10:27:47 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Naked Market Reports Offer Bottom Line Tuesday November 20 8:42 AM ET dailynews.yahoo.com SYDNEY (Reuters) - A Sydney-based company is offering online daily financial market reports read by naked women. ``Oh, hi! Thanks for checking us out,'' say two young women after they undress each other down to bras and suspender belt. ``You can get all the market news. Takeovers, mergers and bums,'' they say in unison as they slap each others buttocks. Market Wrap Unwrapped (www.marketwrapunwrapped.com) plans to offer 20-minute market reports featuring naked women with names like Cindy, the ``daughter of a minister'' according to her online biography, and Penthouse magazine model Georgie. ``The U.S. stock market basically leads the world financially, and all investors around the world want to know how the market is doing -- the Dow Jones, S&P 500, any major stock movements and commodity prices,'' Market Wrap Unwrapped Managing Director Sam Ruddock said on Tuesday. ``There is no market advice, it's just a wrap. It verges on the stockmarket/porn industry. But it is very tame, it's only R rated,'' Ruddock said. ``The girls give the report and take their clothes off, down to nothing as they go on,'' he said. For the cost of a US$9.95 per month, members get not only market reports but also lingerie voting and an online offer to meet the women.