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To: Bob Miller who wrote (21268)11/22/2001 10:23:44 AM
From: Fast Eddie  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30924
 
As all you dizzards sit down to your meal of gizzards, remember to be thankful of something. Only in America could people like you exist in freedom. Me, I'm mostly thankful I'm not any of you, or know anyone like you, or see anyone like you.

Another thing you and your ilk can be thankful for, is on Thanksgiving Day, some of the things you say and do are more appropriate and accepted. Some examples:

Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with...

1. Talk about a huge drumstick!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Fast Eddie
A Thankful American



To: Bob Miller who wrote (21268)11/22/2001 11:27:45 AM
From: Shoot1st  Respond to of 30924
 
See?

you are a giant, mega wussie.....

I'll be you had tears in your eyes as you watched your Mommy type that last post for you.

Your pal and stuck turkey bone remover,

Shootie



To: Bob Miller who wrote (21268)11/23/2001 1:56:42 PM
From: Bill Grant  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30924
 
Hey Miller Lite,

In browsing through the Coffee Shop I noticed that the Golf thread, on which you participate without distinction, is right on top of Hillary. That's appropriate, but she really prefers the top.



To: Bob Miller who wrote (21268)11/23/2001 3:59:23 PM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 30924
 
Robert,

As usual I am under whelmed by the vacuous insincerity of your glad tidings. I ask you again to please reconsider employment as a pesticide taste tester. Just think of all the lives you'll enrich by taking an early "dirt nap," after all, the Holiday season is for giving.

NM The word.



To: Bob Miller who wrote (21268)11/24/2001 10:27:01 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30924
 
You're the champ of mediocrity... in other words, you're a chump.....

GZ