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To: Nite-Man who wrote (21280)11/23/2001 5:51:08 PM
From: Bob Miller  Respond to of 30927
 
Hey Nite Man:

While playing golf today, I often thought of the Boston
area, and it's unique Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I addition to the usual Gay and Lesbian floats, you folks
also had the country's only float dedicated to the
removal of all smiles at public gatherings.

Only Boston permitted the Taliban float to participate in
it's parade.
Bill Grant's NAMBLA group had a large display of
sick art.

Capt had his marching band, "The Masturbating
Losers".

Of course, Ground Zero was there, desperately trying
to teach the dumb kids of Boston to read. Maybe they
will buy his book. He's really into marketing.

Magnatizer wanted to come to the parade, but
he couldn't spell "Massachusetts" on the bus ticket
application.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday. Being retired, I
never get a day off.

Bob
Insult Champ



To: Nite-Man who wrote (21280)11/24/2001 10:41:27 AM
From: Bob Miller  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 30927
 
Hey Nite Man:

The misguided folks in one of the Maryland counties
bordering Washington, D. C. have beaten the folks
in your Peoples' Republic with a new law.

As of 12/1/01, if the cigarette smoke from one's residence
finds its way into the nostrils of a resident of another
domicile, that offended party can call the authorities.
The smoker can be fined as much as $750 for creating
such a "health hazard".

The law was immediately criticized as racist, as dark
skinned folks tended to live in close proximity to
each other, while many of the white folks live on
2 acre estates.

I'm not making this up. People are whining about the
classist and racist aspects of the law, and not its
absurdity in the "land of the free".

How can your state top this one??

Bob
Insult Champ