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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (21337)11/22/2001 1:51:06 PM
From: Guardian  Respond to of 62567
 
a few of my favorite things - melody fits roughly

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (21337)11/22/2001 2:14:27 PM
From: Thomas M.  Respond to of 62567
 
For those who have already seen these comic strips, Page 4 has some new ones:

mnftiu.cc



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (21337)11/22/2001 8:02:13 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 62567
 
A new Computer Virus

It's called the Amish Virus and it's very potent, this virus requires that you manually delete your own files on your honor, then you must mail all your email addresses to the hacker's farm via snail mail... be on the look out for this terrible virus.....

GZ