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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21371)	11/23/2001 8:18:09 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Take This Job ------------- COMPETITIVE SALARY - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM - We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around. CAREER-MINDED - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - you'll need it to replace three people who just left. REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.