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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Mephisto who wrote (7860)11/26/2001 11:47:08 AM
From: jttmab  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 93284
 
This makes two articles by W. Safire that I agree with! Pretty amazing.

Kangaroo Courts
By WILLIAM SAFIRE
nytimes.com

jttmab



To: Mephisto who wrote (7860)11/26/2001 11:40:29 PM
From: Mephisto  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 93284
 
'Tips for interpreting the Talibush'
Posted on Sunday, November 25 @ 09:58:10 EST

By Michael Gabriel, Liberal Slant

The war on terrorism has presented a golden
opportunity for the fraudulent Bush Administration - heretofore known
as the Talibush -- to grab a stranglehold on the use of the media for its
own selfish means. It is important to understand what is really
happening when you listen to any member of the Talibush speak in
front of a camera. I have become the nation's leading authority on
interpreting what the Talibush really means and what they are trying to
get you to believe. And you can become an authority too, if you listen
carefully. Here's a brief primer.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Mullah George W. Bush

MEDIA PLAY: Always seen in front of a camera when an important
decision is to be announced.

WHAT HE SAYS: Words written for him by other people that sound
patriotic and almost always include the words "God" and "Evil."

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: Mullah George is
in control.

THE TRUTH: He's a puppet that says what others want him to say. He's
the PR-in-Chief, a mere spokesman, like Howdy Doody sitting on the
right knee of the Rupert Murdoch and Richard Mellon Scaife.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Reclusive vice president Dick Cheney

MEDIA PLAY: Almost none

WHAT HE SAYS: Quiet words; mumbo-jumbo

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: He's a devoted
side-man and counsel to the strong, powerful, all-knowing George W.
THE TRUTH: He's calling all the shots.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Rigid-backed Secretary of State Colin
Powell,


MEDIA PLAY: Repeated appearances in front of the camera.

WHAT HE SAYS: Since he projects strength and believeability, he is
the voice of assurance for the Talibush
.
WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: The war is in good
hands with Colin Powell involved - he was the architect of the Gulf War,
which left Saddam Hussein in power.

THE TRUTH: The Talibush had totally cut him out of its plans before
Sept. 11, because his stand on many issues ran contrary to their own.
But since they know that if he ran for president he would beat Bush in
the republican primary by three to one, they keep their enemies close.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Proper looking Condoleeza Rice,
national security advisor

MEDIA PLAY: Encouraged to get in front of the camera as much as
possible.

WHAT SHE SAYS: Intelligent words that sound as if she wishes she
wasn't being controlled by morons. (I disagree. She is one of them! - Mephisto)

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: The GOP is a big
advocate of women and African Americans

THE TRUTH: The GOP wants to see women wearing burkhas, walking
10 steps behind them and locked in the house raising the kids and
making dinner for them, just like the Taliban. They lost the African
American vote nine to one. Condoleeza Rice is way out of their league.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Dour Secretary of Defense Donald
Rumsfeld.


MEDIA PLAY: Always available for an update. He's like your genial
grandfather, who unbeknownst to you, is a serial killer.

WHAT HE SAYS: Carefully chosen words designed to assure the
American people that the war is going according to plan.

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: Would this nice
man lie to you?

THE TRUTH: Rumsfeld is going to assure that GOP donor corporations
who make their money off of government defense contracts get theirs
and more. The more bombs he drops, the more they have to buy to
replace them.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Clueless-looking first lady Laura Bush (She's smarter than her husband, JMOP-Mephisto)

MEDIA PLAY: The occasional and obligatory nods to education,
children's issues, and women.

WHAT SHE SAYS: Recent radio address was a riff on how horrible the
Taliban treats women.

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: The GOP is on the
forefront of women's issues. Come, soccer moms, wives, grandmas
working women everywhere, we're there for you.

THE TRUTH: The Talibush is about as sincere in its desire to be an
advocate of women's issues as it is to be an advocate of rights for gays.
They want women to sit down and shut up while they wage war.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Press Secretary Ari Fleisher

MEDIA PLAY: The second most powerful government PR talking head
after Bush himself.

WHAT HE SAYS: Words that barely hide the complete and utter
contempt he has for the Washington press corp.

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: We have a place in
our administration for Jewish people.

THE TRUTH: The GOP is embarrassing in the way it panders to specific
voter demographics that it does nothing to support in its
policy-making.

TALIBUSH OFFICE HOLDER: Failed senator, Fascist-like Attorney
General John Ashcroft
(He is a fascist in my opinion-Mephisto)

MEDIA PLAY: Frequent press conferences

WHAT HE SAYS: Gruff, mean-spirited words meant to create the
impression that he is the ultimate authority for justice in this land, the
high sheriff of the Talibush.

WHAT THE TALIBUSH WANTS YOU TO THINK: This highly
controversial and utterly dogmatic troll of a man is defending and
protecting you against enemies of the state.

THE TRUTH: Ashcroft has one agenda in mind: enforcing his dream of
an extreme right-wing conservative police state where civil liberties
have been curtailed and failure to toe the Talibush line targets you for
wiretapping, anti-American propaganda and possible arrest. He wants
to operate without being accountable to anyone. The most dangerous
man in the country.

There are others too, but they are minor players in the Talibush.
Whatever this crowd says, take it with a grain of sa

Michael Gabriel lives in Montana and contributes the occasional
article to Liberal Slant

Reprinted from Liberal Slant:

liberalslant.com