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To: GREATMOOD who wrote (21383)	11/26/2001 8:03:10 AM
From: Shawn M. Downey	Respond to of 62549

Some variations on a very old poem: Part 1. One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys* got up to fight [*or men] Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other Part 2a. One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" [or: And two lame men came to carry them away] Part 2b. A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all Part 2c. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!