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To: Barney who wrote (21459)	12/2/2001 11:20:50 PM
From: Annette	Respond to of 62549

Once upon a time there was a football team named the Detroit Lions....oh lol...hahahah...ROTFLMAO....

To: Barney who wrote (21459)	12/3/2001 9:02:38 AM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62549

Subject: Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the fuck was I thinking? OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise._ OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family. INSIDE: Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard! OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?