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To: Neocon who wrote (21491)	12/6/2001 4:39:00 PM
From: Max Dugan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Because K. Lawrence has a real weird sense of humor. For two years now I've never figured her out. Either her jokes are real dry informational pieces or are totally unfunny. This thread is supposed to help us FORGET things like 9-11-01 for a while, not be yet another common denominator like most everything else we see, hear and read these days. Dam, move on with life, will ya?

To: Neocon who wrote (21491)	12/6/2001 7:05:36 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

To annoy you....? OJ: It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the Northwest. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied. -------------------------- * The Duel * In bygone days, a thin man insulted a fat man. The fat man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally the thin man came up with a solution. "Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said to his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit outside the chalk lines, we won't count."