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To: Tomato who wrote (21512)	12/7/2001 6:23:03 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62550

Then there were the priest, minister, and rabbi who were discussing how they divided the collection each week as to how much they got to keep to live on, and how much went to good works. The priest said "I draw a small circle on the ground. Then I toss the collection into the air. God scatters what he wants for his uses, and what falls in the circle is for me. The minister said "I draw a line in the ground. Then I toss the collection into the air. God moves to the right all that he wants for his uses, and what's left is mine. The rabbi said "I do the same thing, basically. I toss the collection into the air. God keeps what he wants, and what falls to the ground is mine.