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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21536)	12/8/2001 12:55:41 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62565

Murphy's Technology Laws #1 You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. #2 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. #3 Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. #4 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. #5 An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing. #6 Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure. #7 All great discoveries are made by mistake. #8 Nothing gets built on schedule and within budget. #9 All's well that ends...period. #10. A meeting is an event which minutes are kept and hours are lost. #11 The first myth of management is that it exists. #12 A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. #13 New systems generate new problems. #14 To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. #15 We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything. #16 Any given running program is obsolete.