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To: Barney who wrote (21550)	12/9/2001 2:08:31 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62567

> > As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and > > finish grade five. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use > > each vocabulary word in a sentence. > > 1. Hotel > > I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. > > 2. Dictate > > My girlfriend say my dictate good. > > 3. Catacomb > > I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. > > 4. Foreclose > > If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. > > 5. Rectum > > I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. > > 6. Disappointment > > My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. > > 7. Penis > > I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. > > 8. Israel > > Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". > > 9. Undermine > > There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. > > 10. Acoustic > > When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. > > 11. Iraq > > When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle " iraq, you break." > > 12. Stain > > My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" > > 13. Fortify > > I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." > > 14. Income > > I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.