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To: MrsNose who wrote (21560)	12/9/2001 7:59:53 PM
From: MrsNose	Respond to of 62549

T=true F=false A=ambiguous or undetermined veracity U=indeterminate origin F Woman sues pharmacy after eating contraceptive jelly fails to prevent pregnancy. F Woman is impregnated by octopus eggs. F Woman is impregnated with sperm carried by bullet. F Girl is impregnated by sperm in swimming pool. U Town through which early morning train passes has high birth rate. U Daughter uses mother's birth control pills and replaces them with aspirin. F Birth rate in New York City increased nine months after the 1965 blackout. T Lawyer leaves his estate to woman who gives birth to the most babies within a ten-year period. U Woman becomes pregnant after using bathwater her son had ejaculated in. A Coca-Cola is an effective spermicide.* U A rammed car leads to pregnancy. F A baby born in-flight is given free air travel for the rest of his life. F In the days when the "rabbit test" was used to determine if a woman was pregnant, the rabbit's death was an indicator of a positive result. F A man who has had an embryo implanted in his abdomen is engaged in the world's first human male pregnancy. U A mother posted a chiding note after someone drank the "special" milk she left in the refrigerator. T Pregnant woman is accused of trying to shoplift a basketball. U Drug test cheater is caught when urinalysis reveals that he's pregnant. F Gals can't become pregnant if it's their first time, and other conception myths. U A woman experiencing difficulty conceiving misunderstands her gynecologist's examination instructions.

To: MrsNose who wrote (21560)	12/9/2001 8:28:53 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

"Great news, Mr. Johnson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you cured of your kleptomania. "That's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever." "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?" "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave."