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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21564)	12/10/2001 9:38:09 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Ways to say "No" OR "Oh I'd Love to but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. I have to floss my pets... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. I want to spend more time with my blender. I'm attending the opening of my garage door. I'm building a pig from a kit. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. I'm getting my overalls overhauled. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. I'm staying home to work on my mottled yogurt sculptures. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. I've got plans to go downtown to try on gloves. It's my parakeet's bowling night. My patent is pending. The nice man on television told me to say tuned...

To: Ian@SI who wrote (21564)	12/10/2001 12:49:41 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62550

Ian: You are very gracious, thank you. Karen NEW AGE BUMPER STICKERS; Reborn to shop Don't even THINK of reincarnating here. Death's a bitch and then you live Satori, shmatori, when to we eat? Get a past life!!! I'd rather be Rolfing. My astral image is in the shop Nam myoho renge kyo? Nahhhhhhhh I've been to the Colossus of Rhodes.

To: Ian@SI who wrote (21564)	12/11/2001 12:44:24 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62550

Funny stuff: Inappropriate Gift Ideas Washington Post -- Invitational Challenge was to come up with terribly inappropriate Christmas gift ideas. Honorable Mentions Supersoaker 9000 For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. Cuisin-Art Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool. Advanced Play Medical Kit Includes colonoscope and speculum. Chocolate Covered lead soldiers. Bungeroo Kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms. And the winners are 4th Runner Up Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm 3rd Runner Up A Pee Wee Herman pull toy 2nd Runner Up The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties. 1st Runner Up 5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game. Winner The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet"