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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21575)	12/10/2001 3:23:53 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A couple of weeks before Christmas, a little boy decided to write a letter to Santa. As he started, "Dear Santa…." he thought, "No, I'll go to a higher authority," and decided to direct his letter to Jesus instead. "Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for two weeks." "No, no, no! I know I can't be good for two weeks," he thought to himself. So, he started his letter all over again…. "Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for one week." "No, no, no! I know I can't be good for one week either," he thought to himself. He quickly ran to the den, grabbed their small statue of Mary, and wrapped it up in a blanket. Once more, he began his letter.… "Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her again...get me a bike for Christmas!"