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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21606)	12/12/2001 8:28:56 AM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Chelsea was home from college for the holidays. Hillary was so happy to see her and immediately began pressing for information about her college life. "So, are you enjoying college, dear?" asks Hillary. Chelsea nods vigorously. "Are there boys in college?" Hillary asks. Again Chelsea nods with a gleam in her eye. Unable to resist and very curious about her daughter's activities, Hillary asks, "Are you having sex with these boys, dear?" Chelsea bursts out laughing and replies, "Not according to Dad!"

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21606)	12/12/2001 9:22:04 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Melvin comes to confession. "Father," he said, forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What did you do, my son ?" "I lusted," Melvin replied. "Tell me about it," the priest said. Melvin then related his story. "Father, I am a delivery man for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked seductively if I would like to come in." "And, what did you do, my son ?" asked the priest. "Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man. "Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son." "A reward, father ? What do you think my reward might be ?" Melvin asked. The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, .... you dumb ass.