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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: david james who wrote (21633)	12/13/2001 1:08:16 PM
From: SHELTIE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. One word: Flatulence! When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Bring a chair along. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."