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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21642)	12/13/2001 3:28:26 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS WHEN... 10. A black cat crosses your path and drops dead. 9. You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife. 8. The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm. 7. Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft. 6. You have to take out a loan just to get money for the down payment. 5. Your children's school calls to surrender. 4. The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice. 3. Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map. 2. Your plants do better when you don't talk to them. 1. All your modeling jobs are for Gray's Anatomy.