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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21657)12/14/2001 5:08:04 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
Subject: Investment idea

Investment Announcement

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of Mydixaflop.

Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name, "Mount And Do".

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21657)12/14/2001 5:18:26 PM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
OK, I just couldn't help it............. Karen every time you post something like that............... Max Dugan Returns

:-o



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21657)12/14/2001 5:18:33 PM
From: Max Dugan  Respond to of 62549
 
Get a life

You haven't been attacked -- you don't even know the meaning of the word.



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21657)12/14/2001 5:18:53 PM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
duplicate..... sorry

I'll try a joke................

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”

Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”