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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Guardian who wrote (21701)	12/17/2001 10:38:29 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A man who was noted for his tact was awakened one morning at four o'clock by his ringing telephone. "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an irate voice. The man thanked the caller and politely asked his name before hanging up. The next morning at four o'clock, he called back his neighbor... "Sir," he said, "I don't have a dog."

To: Guardian who wrote (21701)	12/17/2001 9:29:48 PM
From: Tony McFadden	Respond to of 62549

Guardian, nope, nope, nope. Check out snopes.com before you post these things as truth. Of course if it's meant to be a joke, you're in the right place. oj How many witches does it take to change a Light bulb? Depends on what you want it changed into... How many T.V. evangelists does it take to change a Light bulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your tax-deductible donation today. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. "You gotta hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer". How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes forty-nine visits! How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. Tony