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To: JakeStraw who wrote (21715)	12/18/2001 10:15:39 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

So this guy is walking with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this: My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

To: JakeStraw who wrote (21715)	12/19/2001 12:04:54 AM
From: CIMA	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Woodpecker Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."