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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21719)12/18/2001 11:12:31 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62549
 
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21719)12/18/2001 11:18:37 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Very scary misfortune cookies:

We know where you live.

You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

Everyone's meal today is on you!

The "special sauce" came from the floor!

Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!

A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

Your dog Sparky...we found him.

See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe