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To: Brumar89 who wrote (21732)	12/19/2001 1:25:00 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

The funnier part is that you could replace Republican with any other grouping. Like insert lawyers instead...Or the name Bill Clinton, even though he's not a group, he does deserve to be made fun of as often as possible!

To: Brumar89 who wrote (21732)	12/19/2001 4:59:11 PM
From: hcm1943	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Even though these are jokes ask yourself this. Who would you rather have in the White House now.. Either of the Bushs, Ron Reagan, or one of the Clintons or Jimmy Carter. I picture Billery taking a poll or Carter hiding under the bed

To: Brumar89 who wrote (21732)	12/22/2001 9:37:32 PM
From: Vendit™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A new Dade county FL employee is hired at the 'Tickle Me Elmo' factory. The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45am, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new Dade county FL employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new Dade county FL employee. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says,"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."