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To: TigerPaw who wrote (21742)	12/19/2001 3:15:30 PM
From: JakeStraw	Respond to of 62549

How stupid republican jokes can forlorn democrats think of? As many as they can think of to make themselves think that Bill Clinton was a good president.

To: TigerPaw who wrote (21742)	12/19/2001 3:40:24 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? We don't know. They always sit around in the dark until the Republicans screw in a new bulb.

To: TigerPaw who wrote (21742)	12/19/2001 4:23:24 PM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? You forgot to mention the campaign contributions from Big Business that forced the Republicans to focus on the idea, in the first place! (LOL) It was a good joke, TP!

To: TigerPaw who wrote (21742)	12/19/2001 4:34:28 PM
From: Mephisto	Respond to of 62549

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. " You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." Soon , Mom sent out her letters of thanks: She wrote the first son, "Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." She wrote the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" She wrote the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.