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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mighty_Mezz who wrote (21754)	12/20/2001 10:07:51 AM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and spotted a beautiful parrot. "Can this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he can," replied the manager. "Why are all the others $500, and this one only $50?" "Well," explained the manager, "not everyone would want to own this parrot since he spent years in a whore house and his language is somewhat foul." "Well, I want him," Hillary said. "Ok ma'am, suit yourself," the manager said with a shrug. When Hillary got the parrot to the White House, she uncovered the cage and stood admiring him. Tilting his head to one side, the parrot looked her in the eye and said, "New house, new madam." This made Hillary chuckle. After a while, Chelsea and a friend came in and stopped to admire the bird. The bird looked back at them both and said, "New house, new whores." Hillary quickly explained the bird's history to Chelsea and her friend, which gave them both a good laugh. Later, the President entered the room. The parrot took one look at him and said, "Hi, Bill!"