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To: David Wright who wrote (21764)	12/20/2001 3:00:05 PM
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Inappropriate Christmas Gifts: Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm. The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties. 5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game. The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet". Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor. Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch. Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool. Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar. Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers. Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.