SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (21834)12/28/2001 11:28:06 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Snowmen Fall From Heaven Unassembled

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first.



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (21834)12/28/2001 1:45:20 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A Civil War soldier awakens in a field hospital. He looks at the doctor and says, "Something is wrong, Doc. I can't feel my legs!".
"I know," says the doctor. "We had to amputate your arms."