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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21979)	1/8/2002 4:53:39 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale... MOOJITA SCALE M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can't get up M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORNE M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! !